(Front-Trends) Save the Last Talk for Me

Performed at Front-Trends conference, Warsaw

You can take place at a castle or at a factory
You can make the outside the place where everybody wants to be
You can serve beer in the morning as a hangover medicine
But Front-Trends, save the last talk for me

You can have one code poet who has found his muse1
You can have one volunteer who has been overused
You can have one organizer giving me a ride, driving me around, turning it into a sightseeing tour, Warsaw by night just for me2
Oh Front-Trends, save the last talk for me

You can have a 3D goddess morphing shapes through space and time3
You can have a CSS goddess making every corner like a rounded corner*4
But you cannot have an SVG goddess…5
So Front-Trends, save a next year’s talk for her

You can have a nanny taking care of kids6
If their toys get lost you’ll have someone with a quick fix7
You can have quadrocopters flying over me8
But Front-Trends, save the last talk for me

You can have a blind opening our eyes and teaching us to see9
You can have my alter ego speaking po polsku, sam ciekaw jak to brzmi10
You can have Mr. Lesserschmidt bullschmidting till we lose our pee11
But Front-Trends, save the last talk for me

You can have your attendees having a party all night
You can have some former backstage guy crossing the devide12
You can have another long-haired guy saying “thank you” as “jquęry13
But Front-Trends, save the last talk for me