(Front-Trends) Save the Last Talk for Me

Performed at Front-Trends conference, Warsaw

You can take place at a castle or at a factory You can make the outside the place where everybody wants to be You can serve beer in the morning as a hangover medicine But Front-Trends, save the last talk for me

You can have one code poet who has found his muse¹ You can have one volunteer who has been overused You can have one organizer giving me a ride, driving me around, turning it into a sightseeing tour, Warsaw by night just for me² Oh Front-Trends, save the last talk for me

You can have a 3D goddess morphing shapes through space and time³ You can have a CSS goddess making every corner like a rounded corner* But you cannot have an SVG goddess… So Front-Trends, save a next year’s talk for her

You can have a nanny taking care of kids If their toys get lost you’ll have someone with a quick fix You can have quadrocopters flying over me But Front-Trends, save the last talk for me

You can have a blind opening our eyes and teaching us to see You can have my alter ego speaking po polsku, sam ciekaw jak to brzmi¹⁰ You can have Mr. Lesserschmidt bullschmidting till we lose our pee¹¹ But Front-Trends, save the last talk for me

You can have your attendees having a party all night You can have some former backstage guy crossing the devide¹² You can have another long-haired guy saying “thank you” as “jquęry¹³ But Front-Trends, save the last talk for me